but i was going to spend it on snuff porn and cat fud
1. a hot topic near u
2. you have made me the happiest grl in the world
no i am just very disappointed in you
go to your ghost room
no way dude, i will have a monopoly on all of the chuckles you’ll see you’ll all see
tortals are a good thing i think, they have good shells mhm yes yes very good
this is almost true because i do get a lot of questions or “questions” that are not very good or relevant so i DELETE ‘EM, HEHEH
no no no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO
also in case you guys haven’t noticed i will answer pretty much any question even if it’s not a question like this one
if u lyk it then u shoulda put a ring on it
okay i guess
this is what i look like
death metal cat is going to go all the way, man
all the way to cleveland
shackleford, ruuuusssttyyyy shackleford
pretty much anything that isn’t a ghost or satan
because we all have to really appreciate stupid characters like bernard in our lives, everyone has a bernard. maybe the cat sees things differently than the way you or i do, maybe he was just happy to be alive
or maybe it was a comic i made while half-awake during class or something
because it’s what jesus would have wanted
i’m not falling for that one again
woo oh man i forgot about that comic and had to look it up
um i guess what happened was the cat got to work and when he got there everyone was massacred but he survived by not being there so he took stock in his life and appreciated “bernard” more??
i’m gonna be honest, back then i just straight up made comics with no planning or forethought. didn’t even sketch them, just put pen to paper and made up everything as i went along.
no no how many people have you told now there’s gonna be a witch hunt awwwww
MY COMICS ARE NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL
woah, you think this immortality serum just grows on TREES???
uh, actually, i found this serum on a tree and there was loads more come to think of it, yeah sure you can have some
thank you! and this question (?) comes just in time for my announcement of my IMMORTALITY SERUM. I will now be able to make comics UNTIL THE END OF TIME
sorry! there are two things to blame for this:
1. my webhost. those guys are always “working on” my server and that makes it slow for about 45 minutes at a time.
2. stumbleupon! they give me lots and lots of traffic (which is a good thing) but it’s more than my server is used to sometimes (which is a bad thing) so it just makes the site a lot slower for everyone :/
I appreciate it! Some of my stuff has been up on that site before, it seems pretty cool!
i’m glad i can help, i’m a big fan of putting off coursework by reading comics. knowing i can do the same for other justifies my existence.
it is the best of the bandwagons to be on. thanks!
thank you!! gosh, this place is just compliment city! i’m gonna work hard to earn all this praise. thanks for reading!
thanks so much! my oh my you tumblr folk are a nice bunch
you’re too kind! way too kind! stop being so kind!
YOU ARE THE GUY
this is the guy right here everyone, this is the guy you’re lookin’ for
that’s cool i guess. i mean, i guess they’re bound to look similar in that they’re black and white with gray toning, and perhaps it’s more similar now because he’s been doing a lot of textures lately, but i’m pretty sure he does all of his digitally whereas i make mine on paper. to be honest i think my comics look closer to some sort of vague crossbreed of ryan a. comics. i get bored a lot and change things around so i’m bound to find something to mix into it soon. so thanks for the input i guess???
do it man, throw up just do it
but the prom is TOMORROW
if it suits you i can start making cocaine instead of comics
but yeah i’m bad with updates sometimes but heck i’m a full time student and i can be verrrryyyyyy lazy